Elephant in a tutu

Well my fellow LI has not been her normal self lately. She meaning all 110 pounds of her 5'5 body has decided to go on a diet. She claims that after shopping for all the latest fashions, she now feels like a hippo in a tutu. I reply to her if are a hippo in a tutu then I indeed must be an elephant a tutu. Then I thought I should go on a diet too. Of course me being the kind of person who loves to eat and finds any excuse to have some french fries or ice cream have been quite unsuccessful. Which brings me to the idea of an elephant in a tutu. We may think it looks quite amusing, but really that elephant is probably super comfortable and looks perfectly happy (probably because it just got done eating french fries and ice cream ...mmmmm....delicious). Why can't one be a little larger if happy in their own tutu. It beats being grumpy and hungry all the time :) !!!